A simple question with serious ramifications for us all
April 16, 2008 – 9:19 pmGiven that we are living in the twenty first century with the knowledge and culture of the whole human race at our fingertips; how is it possible that Hulk Hogan manages to feature on two prime-time TV shows simultaneously?
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5 Responses to “A simple question with serious ramifications for us all”
Simple, he is THE HULKSTER. He says his prayers and eats his vitamins….along with more than a little steroids I imagine.
Btw: American Gladiators was cool tonight!
By Aza on Apr 16, 2008
American Gladiators wasn’t even that cool when I was twelve. Besides, now we have Ninja Warrior, American Gladiators seems a bit like weak tea. Crazy Japanese are always going to be more entertaining than Americans, there is nothing that anyone can do about it.
Also, The Hulkster’s habit of calling everyone “brother” gets old pretty quickly.
By Andrew on Apr 17, 2008
It could be worse. It could be sport.
By Roydon on Apr 18, 2008
I think the answer is even simpler than Aza’s explanation (but still requires steroids to work) – Hogan Knows Best is only half an hour long and doesn’t require His full attention (as he already knows best) so he can use this time to prepare for American Gladiators. This is where the steroids come in – thanks to the carefully measured amounts, he is able to bend the time-space continuum and appear at the beginning of Gladiators, not missing a single minute.
(guilty of watching Hogan Knows Best at least once. couldn’t sit through American Gladiators though. mea culpa)
By Aggie on Apr 19, 2008
So it was you – I knew somebody had to watch that.
Actually, I think I misphrased the original question. I know HOW Hogan appears on two chanels – the shows were filmed at different times. What really confuses me is WHY there are two prime-time with Hulk Hogan. I think that has more to do with the drugs the network executives are taking rather than anything Hogan is injecting.
By Andrew on Apr 22, 2008