Space Ace

Remember Space Ace? The massive machine at the back of the greasy arcade you used to frequent? The one that played a cartoon that you had to react to? The one that cost twice as much as any other game? Of course you do. Well now it is back, and it’s just as bad as it was back then.

Space Ace

Space Ace (like its older brother, Dragon’s Lair) was/is on the very edge of the graphics/gameplay scale. The graphics were amazing, consisting of several minutes of action packed hand-drawn animation. But all it was really doing was playing video clips straight from a laser disk which meant that interaction was limited. Every few seconds something on the screen would flash, which was your cue to move the joystick in that direction. React too late and the hero would die in some amusing way. There was nothing quite like it.

Space Ace has just appeared in the iTunes store, and I felt oddly compelled to shell out the $6.50 asking price and suffer through the 280Mb(!) download. The animation is just as I remember it, unfortunately so is the gameplay. It is basically Guitar Hero, but “controlling” the beats of action on screen rather than beats in a musical score. This is not in itself a terrible idea, but there is only so much video you can fit on a laser disk circa 1982 so the plot is very short and once you have learnt the patterns the game is very easy. The onscreen joystick works OK, but is quite picky so you have to be exact with your fingers.

Space Ace

Despite these limitations, Space Ace is in its heart an imaginative and silly game. I find myself enjoying revisiting it even though I will probably finish it in the next few days.

View Space Ace attract sequence on Youtube.

WordPress Upgrade Time

I have just upgraded to the latest version of WordPress. Usually this is a simple procedure, but this time something went wrong – attempting to view the blog threw up a blank page!

Luckily I could still get to the admin pages, so I knew my database was still OK (of course I hadn’t bothered with a backup, so I was worried for a minute.) A couple of other people had the same problem on the WordPress forums, but no solution was forthcoming there.

It turns out that part of the upgrade process had overwritten my index.php file with an almost empty file that contained only comments. Whatever caused this problem (db upgrade? Who knows?), it went away when I copied the file afresh. I am starting to see why most people use a dedicated blog hosting service…

I think everything is working now – let me know if you see anything weird.

Film Review : Paper Solder (Bumazhnyy Soldat)

The New Zealand Film Festival is on at the moment, giving us all the chance to see exciting, stimulating cinema from around the world; and also this film.

Paper Solder is a Russian production set in the weeks before the launch of Yuri Gagarin’s famous day trip. The story focuses on Daniel, the medical officer in charge of monitoring the cosmonauts as they prepare for the launch. The stress of the job (and a complicated personal life) is getting to him and he grows erratic as the big day approaches.

The big problem with Paper Solder is that it has no defined plot. Events occur, but there is no sequence to them. In fact for the first half hour I thought that the film was setting up the story with a series of lengthy non-linear flashbacks before I realized I was mistaken. I found myself wondering if the English translation was a rush job. A lot of the conversations (Paper Solder is a talky film) seem kind of pointless, but that may just be me. It doesn’t help that the English subtitles are often unreadable against the wintery Russian landscapes.

I think the film is actually about the state of Russia during the 60s (which to be fair probably did suck), and a lot of the plot is metaphoric. But that doesn’t make it any more interesting to watch. The one good thing about Paper Solder is the photography and direction – the film looks amazing. Its just a shame that the clever camera isn’t pointing at anything interesting.

Not really recommended except for dedicated followers of Russian history.

Book Review : Hyperion and The Fall of Hyperion

Hyperion

by Dan Simmons

Hyperion CoverAfter years of hearing “Hyperion is the bestest book evar!”, I finally managed to read it. And frankly, it is pretty good.

Set in the far future where humanity has created The Hegemony of Man, a culture that spans many planets thanks to portals (“farcasters”) that have openings many light-years apart. But there are some (the “Ousters”) who live in fleets of deep space vessels around the edges of the Hegemony. As the story opens, the Ousters have launched an attack on the planet Hyperion, not part of the Hegemony proper but under its control and a vital part of many hidden plans. Against this backdrop 7 pilgrims are thrown together on a religious quest to the Time Tombs, mysterious structures on a remote part of Hyperion haunted by an even more mysterious (and murderous) creature – the Shrike.

Trying to summarize all of Hyperion’s tortured plot-lines would be fruitless – there is a lot going on. But the frame story mainly concerns the difficult pilgrimage across the planet. The pilgrims initially do not know each other and the bulk of the book is made up of each pilgrim telling their own story to the others in their own words as they travel. It turns out that far from being totally random each pilgrim has a reason for wanting to go to the Time Tombs and some even wish to meet the Shrike. But are they all telling the truth?

Hyperion is basically review-bait – filled with pretentious literary allusions, most of which probably went over my head. Its structure borrows from Chaucer, but it is also clearly influenced in a big way by the poetry of Keats, but to say more would be to spoil things. If nothing else it forced me to spend an hour or two on Wikipedia trying to educate myself. The stories are all told in different styles, and information is cleverly conveyed so that by the end of the book the reader thinks they have a good understanding on the way in which the universe works.

That said, Hyperion has one massive flaw. By the last chapter we have heard all the stories and now expect to see how they all turn out. But instead the book ends right as the pilgrims start their final walk down the valley to the Time Tombs. This is rather a slap in the face to the reader – I felt cheated and resolved not to buy the sequel just to spite the author.

The Fall of Hyperion

by Dan Simmons

The Fall of HyperionOk, obviously I failed in my resolve – but in my defense I found it at a secondhand book store so the author gets nothing from my purchase.

The Fall of Hyperion starts where the previous book so rudely left us but switches gear completely, focusing on what is happening back in the Hegemony as what they thought would be an easy defense of the far-flung planet turns into a fight for survival. The Hegemony is politically fractured, and different groups are scheming for mysterious ends. The CEO of the Hegemony has her own plan involving the pilgrims but she is not the only one.

The Fall of Hyperion sets itself a mammoth task of tying up all the loose ends of Hyperion while telling a fairly convoluted story itself. It is to Dan Simmons’ credit that it pretty much succeeds, although it does get somewhat incoherent at times. The huge audacity of the explanation for some of the strange goings on is almost worth the price of admission itself, most books that try something similar just spin out of control but The Fall of Hyperion comes as close as any to drawing everything together satisfactorily.

The writing in both books is good, and the story moves along at a good pace. The way that certain events and even assumptions about the Hegemony itself are portrayed different depending on the point of view of whichever character the book is following at the moment is particularly well done. There are a few unrealistic points – it seems that just about everyone in the far future has a working knowledge of Keats’ poetry, but they don’t mar an excellent series.

Highly recommended if you like this sort of thing but for goodness sake make sure you obtain both books and read them in order. Hyperion doesn’t have an ending, and The Fall of Hyperion makes no concessions to readers who haven’t read the first book.

Opening Lyrics Quiz

Last months Opening Narration Quiz was a minor success, so here is the sequel, this time with the lyrics to opening (or closing) theme songs. Guesses in the comments, no cheating.

  1. It’s like you’re always stuck in second gear,
    Well, it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.
  2. All the world’s waiting for you, and the power you possess.
    In your satin tights, fighting for your rights
    And the old Red, White and Blue.
  3. What a cocky, saucy (something) this one is. All the Gods were angry and they punished him.
  4. It’s been a long road – getting from there to here.
    It’s been a long time, but my time is finally near
    And I will see my dream come alive at last. I will touch the sky.
    And they’re not gonna hold me down no more
    No, they’re not gonna change my mind
  5. (someone) leads, (someone) does machines.
    (someone) is cool but crude, (someone) is a party dude.
  6. We never thought we’d find a place where we belong.
    Don’t have to stand alone, we’ll never let you fall.
    Don’t need permission to decide what you believe.
    I said JUMP…
  7. It’s time to put on makeup. It’s time to dress up right.
    It’s time to raise the curtain…
  8. Love and Marriage, Love and Marriage,
    It’s an institute you can’t disparage,
    Ask the local gentry, and they will say is element’ry.
  9. Believe it or not, I’m walking on air.
    I never thought I could feel so free.
    Flying away on a wing and a prayer.
    Who could it be?
  10. Somebody save me. Let your warm hand break right through me
  11. I want to lie, shipwrecked and comatose,
    Drinking fresh mango juice,
    Goldfish shoals, nibbling at my toes,
    Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun.
  12. Just a friendly wave each morning, helps to make a better day.
    (Some people) need to get to know each other, next day is only a footstep away.
  13. It seems today that all you see;
    Is violence in movies and sex on TV.
    But where are those good old-fashioned values;
    On which we use to rely?
  14. Dance your cares away, (clap clap) worry’s for another day.
    Let the music play, down at (some place).
  15. Take me out to the black.
    Tell ‘em I ain’t comin’ back.
    Burn the land and boil the sea.
    You can’t take the sky from me.
  16. I’m gonna live forever. I’m gonna learn how to fly (high!)
    I feel it coming together, People will see me and cry.
  17. He’s the greatest! He’s fantastic!
    Wherever there is danger, he’ll be there!
    He’s the ace! He’s amazing!
    He’s the strongest, he’s the quickest, he’s the best!
  18. Everybody’s got a special kind of story. Everybody finds a way to shine,
    It don’t matter that you got not alot. So what,
    They’ll have theirs, and you’ll have yours, and I’ll have mine.
    And together we’ll be fine…
  19. Straightnin’ the curve,
    Flatnin’ the hills.
    Someday the mountain might get ‘em,
    But the law never will.
  20. Is it you or is it me?
    Lately I’ve been lost it seems.
    I think a change is what I need.

Fatso

I just joined Fatso – it seems like an OK deal if you like to watch DVDs. Their library includes a lot of TV shows and old movies, and they have a great feature where they send the DVDs in a TV series in sequence so you never get stuck watching episodes out of order.

Their selection seems good but has some strange omissions, and the search function seems a little weird. I wanted to watch Rounders, a generally well received 1998 film staring Matt Damon and Edward Norton…

Fatso website screenshot

No Fatso, that is not quite what I asked for.