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“My 3rd level fighter was dissolved by a Gelatinous Cube because the cleric wouldn’t use his last healing potion on me. My damages include 1 blue gem, a +1 dagger and monetary losses of over 3 plat. How soon can we bring this to trial?”
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When my 4th level magic user was killed by some upstart 1st level Barbarian when the Barbarian class got printed, I could have used a lawyer.
What kind of third level fighter’s best weapon is a +1 dagger? You should have at least been able to find a +1 short sword by then.
Wait a minute! You had three platinum and couldn’t buy the healing potion off the cleric? That greedy bugger! Ya, sue his face off!