Jan 032010
 

James Cameron has always been an interesting film maker. Although on one level most of his films could be classified as pulpy genre-related fare, they usually have a more interesting subtext lurking below the explosions. Previous Cameron films have investigated such themes as mother/daughter relationships, humanity’s fear of the unknown, musings on fate and predestination, and whether it is morally acceptable (and perhaps even admirable) to slum it with a good looking lower class boy for a few weeks before you get married even though an ocean liner might not be the best place to do so. So it is with a heavy heart that I have to say Avatar is a slight disappointment.

avatarThe planet of Pandora (Who names these planets? What were they thinking?) has some stuff that humans want to mine. Unfortunately, the best place to get it is right on top of where the indigenous population (8 foot tall skinny blue people called the Navi) live in harmony with their world. The Navi are distrustful of the humans, so in order to investigate the Navi a bit more, the humans create the titular avatars – mindless Navi bodies that certain individuals can “drive around” remotely. The main character is just such an individual, and he (or his avatar) quickly becomes involved in the local tribe. Although the humans would prefer that the Navi move on without violence, it is clear that a military solution, led by a crazed marine, might be more expedient…

It is almost impossible to spoil anything about Avatar’s plot, no doubt you have already guessed the direction it which it unfolds. It is a shame that for all the risks involved in making what is apparently the most expensive movie ever made (it certainly looks like it), the story is as safe as an after-school special. The film could have made some interesting points about colonialism, or environmentalism, the military, or even feminism, but instead chooses to unspool a conventional yarn where the good guys are selfless and the bad guys are crazy and evil. It is not that is it a bad story per say, just something we have all seen many times before.

I saw Avatar in 3D, it is by far the best 3D experience so far. The lush jungles and mist-shrouded peaks of Pandora look amazing – Avatar is simply the greatest visual treat I have ever seen. The contrast between the sharp grey lines of the human base with the colourful, glowing environment outside is very well rendered. James Cameron has always been interested in portraying technology and Avatar is no exception – a nice touch is that all of the displays that the humans use during the movie are also in 3D. There are a thousand little details like that I loved about Avatar, it is just a shame that the whole thing isn’t as great as the sum of its parts. However, anyone who shares Cameron’s love for helicopters and giant robots and things being blown up by helicopters and giant robots will be thrilled.

Highly recommended if you can see it on the big screen in 3D. Otherwise only recommended if you like this sort of thing (but who doesn’t?)

Dec 172009
 

I own all of the Star Wars DVDs except for one – The Phantom Menace. Even the weakest of the others have a certain charm, but TPM was stupid through and through. Even the title is stupid! I have yet to work out exactly what the titular menace actually was. Although the story includes several menaces, none of them seem particularly phantomastical. Unless the menace was supposed to be Palpatine’s amazingly convoluted plan, but that plot point doesn’t really bear fruit until the second film.

Anyway, I haven’t given The Phantom Menace much thought since it first came out but this guy certainly has:




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Even if you ignore the affectations of the reviewer, he has some pretty insightful points about how TPM fails as a movie.

Jul 272009
 

The New Zealand Film Festival is on at the moment, giving us all the chance to see exciting, stimulating cinema from around the world; and also this film.

Paper Solder is a Russian production set in the weeks before the launch of Yuri Gagarin’s famous day trip. The story focuses on Daniel, the medical officer in charge of monitoring the cosmonauts as they prepare for the launch. The stress of the job (and a complicated personal life) is getting to him and he grows erratic as the big day approaches.

The big problem with Paper Solder is that it has no defined plot. Events occur, but there is no sequence to them. In fact for the first half hour I thought that the film was setting up the story with a series of lengthy non-linear flashbacks before I realized I was mistaken. I found myself wondering if the English translation was a rush job. A lot of the conversations (Paper Solder is a talky film) seem kind of pointless, but that may just be me. It doesn’t help that the English subtitles are often unreadable against the wintery Russian landscapes.

I think the film is actually about the state of Russia during the 60s (which to be fair probably did suck), and a lot of the plot is metaphoric. But that doesn’t make it any more interesting to watch. The one good thing about Paper Solder is the photography and direction – the film looks amazing. Its just a shame that the clever camera isn’t pointing at anything interesting.

Not really recommended except for dedicated followers of Russian history.

Jul 062009
 

I just joined Fatso – it seems like an OK deal if you like to watch DVDs. Their library includes a lot of TV shows and old movies, and they have a great feature where they send the DVDs in a TV series in sequence so you never get stuck watching episodes out of order.

Their selection seems good but has some strange omissions, and the search function seems a little weird. I wanted to watch Rounders, a generally well received 1998 film staring Matt Damon and Edward Norton…

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No Fatso, that is not quite what I asked for.

May 152009
 

Once again Hollywood dredges up the corpse of a much-loved TV show to desecrate with a pointless remake that misses the whole point of wha….Hey wait a minute! My brain just typed that automatically. Even now I have trouble gathering my wits to write the truth, so shocking and unbelievable it is! Give me a minute and I will try again…

startrek

The new Star Trek film is actually pretty good.
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Mar 272009
 

Today has thrown up some examples of what strange, dark times we live in.

Firstly the trailer for the live-action version of Where the Wild Things Are is released and turns out not to be a monumental travesty.

Then John Banks is quoted in the Herald saying something that I kinda-sortof-maybe actually agree with.

Has the world gone totally mad?

I am in a fragile state. If my expectations are shattered just once more today I may explode. All it would take is for me to find that the latest TV series from Japan is not incomprehensibly insane.



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Phew! That was a close one!

Mar 102009
 

Watchmen is a difficult movie to categorize. As an adaption of an existing work, it is excellent. The attention to detail is amazing, the cast all fit well with their characters and an impressive amount of the plot is exactly the same. A for effort.

watchmenAs a stand-alone work, Watchmen is less of a success. It is very, very long and filled with talky scenes whose purpose only becomes clear later and sometimes not even then. It’s not that it is a terrible movie, just that a viewer not familiar with the source material might easily lose track of what is going on. So much of the plot hinges on the motivations of the characters – the book provides extensive back stories that the film cannot linger on, leaving the story feeling a little flat.

The production values are first rate, with excellent special effects. The actors are all look the part and for the most part are pretty good, except for guy playing Rorschach, who is excellent. Watchmen is an ensemble piece and the fact that none of the characters are played by major stars works to its advantage. The R rating is very well deserved, the film is quite gory in places and there is a lot of nudity. Watchmen may be the first mainstream film to have more male than female nudity, which I guess could be called some sort of landmark.

On the whole, I would recommend Watchman to anyone who enjoyed the book. I would still recommend it to others that enjoy the odd superhero film, but others will probably be bored.

Here endeth the review. The following section contains spoilers and crowing about how smart I am. Discerning readers may want to stop here – you have been warned.
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Feb 232009
 

Nixon meets Robocop

I mentioned this picture once before, but I thought it deserved another outing. The reasons are clear:

  • It contains Robocop
  • It contain Richard Nixon
  • It contains Richard Nixon meeting Robocop
  • Richard Nixon looks amazingly happy
  • Robocop looks a little perturbed
  • The logo behind them is for The Boy Scouts of AmericaBoys Clubs of America

While you are enjoying the image, I hope you realize that somebody back in 1988 ruined their health smoking the amount of crack required to dream up and organize a meeting between disgraced former president and the star of an R rated film at a children’s event.

Jan 272008
 
Cloverfield

Cloverfield is really the kind of film you should see without knowing anything about it. I’ll try not to give too much away in this review, but I will write about certain aspects of the film that you may not wish to read right now. All I will say in the first paragraph is that Cloverfield concerns a group of twenty somethings in New York who are trying to survive a natural disaster, and that the film is put together in a rather unique and interesting way. Also, that it is very short but exciting. One of the better movies I have seen in quite a while, in fact.

But enough of that – if you have already seen Cloverfield, or don’t really care then read on. Otherwise, get thee to a theatre.

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Oct 312007
 
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Herbert West has a problem. The world just doesn’t appreciate his genius, so much so that he has been rotting in jail after his previous experiments into reanimating dead flesh got a little out of hand. But now thanks to a new prison doctor with an agenda of his own, Dr. West may be able to finally complete his work.

Horror movies sequels almost always follow the law of diminishing returns and this is no exception. The first Re-Animator movie was a fantastically dark comedy; this film veers slightly more towards goofy satire but is still pretty watchable if not actually very creepy.

The DVD box claims that it is based on a story by H.P. Lovecraft, perhaps there should be a Oscar for “least faithful adaption of a written work”. In particular, I don’t think Lovecraft ever envisioned a fight between an animated severed penis and a angry rat.

Not too bad if you like this sort of thing.

Oct 142007
 

A grisly unexpected death occurs in a 14th century Italian monastery that is shortly to be the venue for an important political and theological debate between the Franciscan order and the representatives of the pope. One of the visiting Franciscan monks has arrived early, and his analytical mind is well suited for the challenge, which is lucky because the bodies soon start mounting up.

The Name of the Rose
CSI: 14th Century Italy was the least popular of the CSI spinoffs

This is one of that rare breed – a film the captures the spirit of a great book. The whole thing plays out like a Sherlock Holmes mystery, and the monastery setting allows for all sorts of secret passageways and lantern-lit skullduggery. Sean Connery stars as William of Baskerville (presumably somewhere in Scotland), but the real draw is the scenery. I don’t know where it was filmed, but the whole thing looks fantastic. Although not as detailed as the book, the film manages to include all the various details of life in the monastery and the theological thinking of the time. This all makes for much better viewing than it may sound.

Name of the Rose
“You have paid the price for your lack of vision”

Highly recommended

Jul 112007
 

Maybe it’s my upbringing, but every now and then I like to sit and watch a certain old movie. The story is well worn; perhaps not as popular among todays hip youth as it once was, but still of relevance today. Not for nothing do some call it the greatest story ever told – a man rising from the dead to heal the world through his sacrifice. I think we all know who I am talking about:
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May 282007
 

Another gangster movie by Martin Scorsese? Count me in!

The Departed tells the highly unlikely story of two cops, one deep undercover in the Irish Mafia, the other on the police team dedicated to bringing down the gangsters but secretly working for them. During the course of the film, they find out about each other’s existence but not identities, and so begins a game of cat-pretending-to-be-a-mouse and mouse-who-is-really-a-cat. To make things even more Shakespearean, they both end up sleeping with the same woman.

The Departed is filled with some major acting talent, which helps a lot to gloss over some of the more ridiculous plot points. Jack Nicholson is particularly convincing as the slimy gangster lord. Ultimately, I was disappointed with this film. Its not that it is bad, in fact it is very good. But it’s not great.

Recommended if you like this sort of thing.