Jul 272009
 

The New Zealand Film Festival is on at the moment, giving us all the chance to see exciting, stimulating cinema from around the world; and also this film.

Paper Solder is a Russian production set in the weeks before the launch of Yuri Gagarin’s famous day trip. The story focuses on Daniel, the medical officer in charge of monitoring the cosmonauts as they prepare for the launch. The stress of the job (and a complicated personal life) is getting to him and he grows erratic as the big day approaches.

The big problem with Paper Solder is that it has no defined plot. Events occur, but there is no sequence to them. In fact for the first half hour I thought that the film was setting up the story with a series of lengthy non-linear flashbacks before I realized I was mistaken. I found myself wondering if the English translation was a rush job. A lot of the conversations (Paper Solder is a talky film) seem kind of pointless, but that may just be me. It doesn’t help that the English subtitles are often unreadable against the wintery Russian landscapes.

I think the film is actually about the state of Russia during the 60s (which to be fair probably did suck), and a lot of the plot is metaphoric. But that doesn’t make it any more interesting to watch. The one good thing about Paper Solder is the photography and direction – the film looks amazing. Its just a shame that the clever camera isn’t pointing at anything interesting.

Not really recommended except for dedicated followers of Russian history.

Jul 082009
 

Hyperion

by Dan Simmons

Hyperion CoverAfter years of hearing “Hyperion is the bestest book evar!”, I finally managed to read it. And frankly, it is pretty good.

Set in the far future where humanity has created The Hegemony of Man, a culture that spans many planets thanks to portals (“farcasters”) that have openings many light-years apart. But there are some (the “Ousters”) who live in fleets of deep space vessels around the edges of the Hegemony. As the story opens, the Ousters have launched an attack on the planet Hyperion, not part of the Hegemony proper but under its control and a vital part of many hidden plans. Against this backdrop 7 pilgrims are thrown together on a religious quest to the Time Tombs, mysterious structures on a remote part of Hyperion haunted by an even more mysterious (and murderous) creature – the Shrike.

Trying to summarize all of Hyperion’s tortured plot-lines would be fruitless – there is a lot going on. But the frame story mainly concerns the difficult pilgrimage across the planet. The pilgrims initially do not know each other and the bulk of the book is made up of each pilgrim telling their own story to the others in their own words as they travel. It turns out that far from being totally random each pilgrim has a reason for wanting to go to the Time Tombs and some even wish to meet the Shrike. But are they all telling the truth?

Hyperion is basically review-bait – filled with pretentious literary allusions, most of which probably went over my head. Its structure borrows from Chaucer, but it is also clearly influenced in a big way by the poetry of Keats, but to say more would be to spoil things. If nothing else it forced me to spend an hour or two on Wikipedia trying to educate myself. The stories are all told in different styles, and information is cleverly conveyed so that by the end of the book the reader thinks they have a good understanding on the way in which the universe works.

That said, Hyperion has one massive flaw. By the last chapter we have heard all the stories and now expect to see how they all turn out. But instead the book ends right as the pilgrims start their final walk down the valley to the Time Tombs. This is rather a slap in the face to the reader – I felt cheated and resolved not to buy the sequel just to spite the author.

The Fall of Hyperion

by Dan Simmons

The Fall of HyperionOk, obviously I failed in my resolve – but in my defense I found it at a secondhand book store so the author gets nothing from my purchase.

The Fall of Hyperion starts where the previous book so rudely left us but switches gear completely, focusing on what is happening back in the Hegemony as what they thought would be an easy defense of the far-flung planet turns into a fight for survival. The Hegemony is politically fractured, and different groups are scheming for mysterious ends. The CEO of the Hegemony has her own plan involving the pilgrims but she is not the only one.

The Fall of Hyperion sets itself a mammoth task of tying up all the loose ends of Hyperion while telling a fairly convoluted story itself. It is to Dan Simmons’ credit that it pretty much succeeds, although it does get somewhat incoherent at times. The huge audacity of the explanation for some of the strange goings on is almost worth the price of admission itself, most books that try something similar just spin out of control but The Fall of Hyperion comes as close as any to drawing everything together satisfactorily.

The writing in both books is good, and the story moves along at a good pace. The way that certain events and even assumptions about the Hegemony itself are portrayed different depending on the point of view of whichever character the book is following at the moment is particularly well done. There are a few unrealistic points – it seems that just about everyone in the far future has a working knowledge of Keats’ poetry, but they don’t mar an excellent series.

Highly recommended if you like this sort of thing but for goodness sake make sure you obtain both books and read them in order. Hyperion doesn’t have an ending, and The Fall of Hyperion makes no concessions to readers who haven’t read the first book.

May 152009
 

Once again Hollywood dredges up the corpse of a much-loved TV show to desecrate with a pointless remake that misses the whole point of wha….Hey wait a minute! My brain just typed that automatically. Even now I have trouble gathering my wits to write the truth, so shocking and unbelievable it is! Give me a minute and I will try again…

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The new Star Trek film is actually pretty good.
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May 052009
 

Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell: A Novel by Susanna Clarke

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Possibly going for the title of “Most English Book Ever Written”, Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell tells the unlikely story of two magicians in the early 1800s, a time when magic is all-but forgotten. The two title characters have very different approaches to magic and life in general, and it their alliance/rivalry that drives the story.

As historical fantasy goes, this is pretty good stuff. It is written in a pastiche of Dickens and Austen, and draws a lot from the English folk-tales that I read a lot of as a kid, with fairies and witches behind every tree. The only criticism I can think of is that it is quite long and does go on a bit. But if you can stand the deliberately baroque style then you will enjoy reading this.

Highly recommended if you like this sort of thing

The Complete Chronicles of Conan By Robert E. Howard

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I am not sure how, but up until now I have managed to avoid reading any of the thirty thousand Conan stories Howard wrote during his short lifetime. Set during a vanished age of savage heroics and ancient cities reclaimed vast deserts, Conan wanders around getting involved in various plots. Almost all of these stories contain two or more of the following elements: an ancient cult, a god-like being from another world, a princess whose clothes fall off, pirates, and giant snakes. Also, Conan beats up an awful lot of random people he happens to meet.

Despite the fact that all the stories are very similar, I enjoyed reading this collection (actually I am not sure that this is the same book, but they are essentially interchangeable). Howard, the original fantasy dweeb, had a straightforward way of telling a story that makes for easy, undemanding reading, and who doesn’t enjoy a musclebound barbarian slicing up a huge bat to rescue a naked chick? The casual racism is less easy to overlook, but this is not uncommon in books this old.

Recommended only if you like this sort of thing

Measuring The World By Daniel Kehlmann
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More historical fiction stuff, this time featuring the real historic figures of Gauss and Alexander von Humboldt in early 1800s Germany. Both men are obsessed with measurements. Gauss, a super-genius, needs only has flashes of insight to encompass in his mind a world he does not feel a part of. von Humboldt is an explorer who becomes legendary for his globe trotting exploits and careful observations. The book contrasts their different approaches in the face of the difficulties of the time.

I am in two minds about this book, it is written in a very conversational style that perhaps does not do the story justice. It may have lost something from being translated from German, but it just didn’t grab me. The story is fascinating though, especially von Humboldt’s part. I hadn’t heard of him before but he certainly lived a rich life.

I think what really lets the book down is that just about everyone mentioned comes across as extremely unlikable, as if 19th century Germany was filled with complete bastards. This may or may not have been true but it makes for hard reading.

Interesting but not really recommended

Mar 102009
 

Watchmen is a difficult movie to categorize. As an adaption of an existing work, it is excellent. The attention to detail is amazing, the cast all fit well with their characters and an impressive amount of the plot is exactly the same. A for effort.

watchmenAs a stand-alone work, Watchmen is less of a success. It is very, very long and filled with talky scenes whose purpose only becomes clear later and sometimes not even then. It’s not that it is a terrible movie, just that a viewer not familiar with the source material might easily lose track of what is going on. So much of the plot hinges on the motivations of the characters – the book provides extensive back stories that the film cannot linger on, leaving the story feeling a little flat.

The production values are first rate, with excellent special effects. The actors are all look the part and for the most part are pretty good, except for guy playing Rorschach, who is excellent. Watchmen is an ensemble piece and the fact that none of the characters are played by major stars works to its advantage. The R rating is very well deserved, the film is quite gory in places and there is a lot of nudity. Watchmen may be the first mainstream film to have more male than female nudity, which I guess could be called some sort of landmark.

On the whole, I would recommend Watchman to anyone who enjoyed the book. I would still recommend it to others that enjoy the odd superhero film, but others will probably be bored.

Here endeth the review. The following section contains spoilers and crowing about how smart I am. Discerning readers may want to stop here – you have been warned.
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Mar 082009
 

Alright! This is the last one of these I am going to do, partly due to the time they take, but mostly because they make me look bad.

Fantasy is a much (and accurately) maligned genre. Unlike SciFi, Fantasy cannot pretend that its authors are offering up visions of our future, nor do novels containing doughty heroes slaughtering goblinoid lesser racers lend themselves to commentary on the human condition, except in the most ironic way. Still, I will admit to enjoying some olde-time dragon slayage as much as the next man.

I got this list from the same site as the SciFi list, but you can see they were scratching to find 100 fantasy books worth mentioning. Several items are more “Magic Realism” which is publisher-speak for “telepathic policeman” or some-such nonsense. Others are could have easily been labeled SciFi. Still more just aren’t really that good.
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Jan 162009
 

BSG Box ArtIf you are getting a bunch of guys together to play a board game, you may as well make it a nerdy one. Battlestar Gallactica (BSG) is the board game version of the recent TV show of the same name, and is the best game tie-ins that I have ever seen in terms of capturing the flavor of the original work. This has a downside; of the 5 players we had, one was unfamiliar with the show and was initially quite lost as to what was going on.

On the show, humanity has been all but destroyed by surprise attacks on the 12 colony planets by killer robots (the cylons), some of which look human. Luckily a small fraction of the population happened to be aboard various space craft at the time of the attack. Unluckily, it was the whiniest and most depressing fraction but on the plus side they managed to get away with the one remaining military vessel and a bunch of smaller craft. Now they travel the galaxy in this ragtag fleet looking for a shining planet known as Earth and arguing with their fathers. The cylon fleet (which is much cooler) is hot on their trail and if that wasn’t bad enough the humans have been infiltrated by human-looking cylons that cannot be detected. Some of the traitors don’t even know they aren’t human until they are activated!
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Jan 112009
 

wanderertaleThe summer holidays are the one time of year when it is acceptable to stuff your face with cheap food and drink, and stuff your brain with cheap paperback novels. As with the food, you tend to have a good time during the consumption of the books but regret it later on. So it is with A Wanderer’s Tale by David Bilsborough, the book I foolishly bought to read during a recent trip.
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Sep 202008
 

A man reluctantly lets his teenage daughter take a trip to Paris. As soon as she arrives she a kidnapped (or taken, if you will) by an evil white slavery ring. Luckily she was on the phone to her father at the time and manages to scream out a description of her attackers. Even more lucky – her father is a retired “fixer” for the US government with the skills to take on a small army. He quickly flies to Paris and sets about finding his daughter using the time-honored shoot-everything-in-sight technique.

A bog standard revenge film, Taken does little to distinguish itself except by being a little more brutal than average. The hero kills and tortures dozens of nameless people to get his idiotic daughter back. Sure, “dey were all bad” (read the previous phrase in an Austrian accent) but half the people killed were only tangentially involved. Of course, the police are no help and are actively working against him – the city of Paris should sue the producers for defamation.

In short, not one of Stephen Seagals best films.

What did you say?

It’s a Liam Neeson movie?

No way!

Not recommended unless you really, really like this sort of thing.

Aug 132008
 

Another Sunday, another board game – this time something a bit more ambitious. Various ancient and powerful races are vying for control of the galaxy, some through aggressive conquest while others have more subtle methods. Vast fleets push their way through the inky voids between stars while each race uses whatever means it has at its disposal to further its secret ends.

Twilight Imperium has a fairly fearsome reputation as a ridiculously involved game. That reputation is well deserved – this game has everything. We had five players, and just setting up the board at the start of the game took as nearly an hour. Nearly every gameplay mechanic I have ever played or heard of crops up in TI – the board is created at the start of the game like Settlers Of Catan, each player picks a new role each round just like Puerto Rico, there is a technology tree like Civilization, both secret (like Risk) and public objectives, a political model, formal trade agreements, random action cards, both fleet and ground combat, etc, etc.

The sheer amount of stuff in Twilight Imperium is very impressive, and surprisingly the game is fairly easy to play. The instructions are the best I have ever seen, with clear explanations of what everything does. The core of the game is the stack of command counters that you spend during a round to make various actions. How you allocate these and what you spend them on makes up the bulk of your strategy. Each round took us between 60 and 90 minutes, but there is plenty for everyone to do at any stage so we did not get bored. That said, after the 4th round none of the races were particularly near the 10 points needed to claim victory so we called it a day.

Because of its complexity and sheer size, I could not recommend Twilight Imperium to anyone except those who have a few board-games under their belt and have the time and inclination to try something bigger. Those people (and they know who they are) are going to love it.

Jul 222008
 

The city of Los Angeles finds itself protected by an honest-to-god super hero with the unlikely name of John Hancock. Unfortunately, this hero causes more damage to the city than he prevents due to the extreme lack of due-diligence expressed during his slapdash crime fighting activities. One day Hancock saves a mild mannered PR consultant named Ray. In return Ray uses all the tricks of his trade to redeem Hancock’s image in the eyes of the public, over the objections of Hancock himself (who sees little reason to change) and Ray’s increasingly skeptical wife.

From the preceding description (and from the trailer), you may be forgiven for thinking Hancock was another action-comedy comic book spoof. Already you are probably predicting how the hero will try to change his ways, failing at first but learning from his mistakes – eventually overcoming both his own uncertainty and whatever evil villain threatens the city in the third act, helped alone the way by the unwavering trust of a small child. Hancock contains all these elements, but manages to avoid slipping into cliché by having the plot take a major left turn about a third of the way in.

To say more would spoil it, but suffice to say that Hancock manages to become a more interesting movie. I won’t say Hancock is an instant classic – it still has problems, but there are plenty of worse films you could waste your money on.

Recommended if you like this sort of thing.

Jun 172008
 

Director Paul Verhoeven is a complicated man, whose interests include violence, sex, robots, dismemberment, breasts, violence, explosions, resurrection imagery, and breasts; a set that broadly mirrors my own. So of course I have been a fan of Verhoeven’s films ever since Robocop.

Black Book is a WWII resistance movie about a Jewish woman in Nazi occupied Holland who becomes a resistance spy by seducing the local Nazi commander. However, nothing is quite what it seems and she faces betrayal from all sides as the Allies draw closer and the Nazis get more desperate.


A Nazi and a smoker? This guy is obviously a bad egg!

The film has a kind of gritty beauty about it and the recreation of The Hague during war time is very well done. Like Verhoeven’s other films, even the good guys have serious flaws and some of the Nazis are more than the slavering monsters they are usually portrayed as.

Unfortunately the Black Book is let down by a few unbelievable plot contrivances and Verhoeven’s trademark lack of subtlety. One character screwing down a coffin lid using a locket containing pictures of her dead family was a particularly eye-roll-inducing example. Another is the nigh-mandatory comment on the current American War on Terrortm, but since that is mostly deserved so I am prepared to let it slide. Having said that, Black Book is still a “serious” film, nowhere near as over the top as the director’s Hollywood productions.

Highly Recomended